This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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