i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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