You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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