Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
honey bunches of taint.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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