And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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