road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
We have so much sex to catch up on
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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