Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
There's even glitter on my cock...
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