she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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