lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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