i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
porn star boner night. come get it.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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