haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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