So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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