doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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