My hand turned me down
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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