hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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