honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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