just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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