Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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