Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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