Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
