Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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