If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i can't believe i had my finger in that
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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