gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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