Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
