I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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