So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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