she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Randomize
