Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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