Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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