Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
