the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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