whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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