I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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