Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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