i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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