He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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