I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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