I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
