He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
whose parrot is this?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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