I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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