It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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