Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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