We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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