sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Randomize
