He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
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