Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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