i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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