He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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