I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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