fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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