Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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