i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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