she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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