At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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