i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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