I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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