i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
